More Japanese Weirdness

Journey is melting the Earth!

DO NOT WANT!!!

NOOOO!!

[Falls onto the floor weeping]

Honestly, I didn’t even know if she was still alive…but now that I know for a fact she is dead, it makes me sad.

Drowning Pool for Jesus

Benny Hinn can totaly tap into some Christian chi.  Or maybe he uses the Force?

Be quiet, American Idol is on!

“Society is being subjected to the same type of trauma-based programming using constant war and atrocities that include Auschwitz, Hiroshima, the Kennedy assassinations, Sept. 11 and Abu Ghraib. We are being collectively desensitized on the one hand, and programmed to focus on sex, violence, trivia and empty social rituals on the other.”

The above quote stands alone by itself, at least I think so. For the rest, and a bit of general Illuminati conspiracy theory, check this out.

Emergency Party Button

Some guy rigged his apartment up to a button which, when pushed, causes the dwelling to transform into the Roxbury. Pretty Cool.  Check out how he did it here.

If I had done this, my house would transform into a karaoke bar.

This Is Amazing

Lynyrd Skynyrd is getting kooky in their old age.

Great Movie Quotes

“LOOK AT THAT!  I TOLD YOU TO STOP PLAYING THAT BLOODY GAME!”

Does anybody besides me remember that one?

Spinnaface

Lost, and the women who watch it that believe anything.

Remember this?

Would they even let this commercial be shown on television these days?

This is so accurate its hardly funny anymore

GILLIGAN!

If any of you know me, you know the special connection I had to Gilligan. Not Bob Denver, but Gilligan himself.

I am truly sad that Gilligan had to die. Of course the only reason I know this is because two people have posted stuff about him…and Corinne told me…I have yet to do any research myself into the matter. For all I know, he is still alive and being hit over the head with Alan Hale’s large, black, pseudo-captains hat.

Honestly, Maynard G. Krebs can rot for all I care.

RIP Little Buddy

Gilmore Girls

Lets suppose that I were to obtain season 2 of the Gilmore Girls. Not for myself, mind you (not that there is anything wrong with that), but for my household in general. Now lets assume that I touched it, and even opened up the front cover. Now we can stop assuming, because I found what I was looking for. “Your Guide to Gilmore-isms.” Apparently its “The 411 on many of the shows witty and memorable wordplays and pop culture references.”

Has anybody read this thing?

“Ab Fab –Reference to Jennifer Saunders’ brilliant creation, British comedy series Absolutely Fabulous.”

“Bob Vila – Host of This Old House home improvement program.”

“Chairy and Captain Carl – Chairy (a giant, plush, talking chair) and Captain Carl (one of the Playhouse gang, played by Phil Hartman) were characters on Pee Wee’s Playhouse.”

It goes on for about 18 pages in a book the dimensions of a DVD case, in a fairly small font, and theres even some simple drawings…like a drawing of Chairy in case you cant imagine what a giant, plush, talking chair looks like. Or your so un-hip and old (or young) that you’ve never seen Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, or heard about it, or even considered what it would be like to have Paul Reubens dress up in a grey suit with a red bow tie and act like a kid with seemingly unlimited resources, magical