The sentence itself is so…calmly put.
what will happen if humans eat duck tape
Why wonder? Did this person eat duck tape?
Are they talking about tapeworms from ducks?
Why would a search for “duck” tape come to this site? Is Google assuming that most people are dumb enough to mean “duct” tape when they type “duck” tape?
Whats great is that the first thing on the list is the blog’s home page, not a specific post.
It was bound to happen sooner or later. All I’ve been able to use it for is hair removal.
Now there is an add slogan for duct tape if I ever saw one.
Also, now I can’t help but wonder if somebody actually tried to stop poo with duct tape.
Who the hell looks up shit like that?
It’s probably Autry Googling himself.
Furthermore, why does my site come up for that?
Oh yeah baby, you know thats how I like it.
Noticed these two gems today in my Search Engine Terms.
is toyota camry good for big and tall men?
I don’t know, but the real question should be “Is big and tall men good for the internet?”
duct tape wheelchair grandpa
Somebody should call the police on this one…
Not “cucumber in my rectum”, by the way. Just a plain old cucumber, my rectum.
First, why search for that?
Second, why is it that when you Google that, this post is first on the list?
I don’t think anybody knows the answer to that one.
Enough said.
I wonder what this person was searching for.
October 31 – November 1 2007: Total searches for Uma Thurman and Pulp Fiction in which the search yielded results to this blog post are as follows:
“uma thurman pulp fiction” = 22
“Uma Thurman- Pulp Fiction” = 5
“pulp fiction uma thurman” = 4
“pulp fiction uma” = 3
“Uma thurman pulp fiction” = 2
“pulp fiction uma thurman pictures” = 2
“Uma Thurman Pulp Fiction” = 1″pulp fiction + uma thurman” = 1
Why all the Uma Thurman/Pulp Fiction searches? Probably because girls were looking up pictures in order to get ideas for their Mia Wallace costumes.
And November 1st, they were probably looking up the pictures so they can trash the girls who wore Mia Wallace costumes for Halloween.
Update on November 4th @ 1000: Yesterday up till right now, there were 35 more hits concerning Uma Thurman and Pulp Fiction. My Halloween theory was wrong.
That’s right, its time for some search engine hilarity.
For starters, I’m wondering if whoever searched this one wanted to know about rectal bleeding, or if they were just stating a fact into the search engine.
Why search “my poop hole is bleeding when i poop” when you can just type “bleeding poop hole,” or even perhaps “blood in my poop?”
So is this to imply that just the rectum is bleeding, but no blood is getting on the poop?
It boggles the mind.
Somebody was directed to this blog by Googling “Limos for my party.”
Again, an example of people typing full blown questions into search engines.
Whats weird though is that my hit was six pages deep into the search, so why would anybody even look that many pages into the whole thing.
Can you imagine the level of brain that looks 6 pages into a search before redefining their search parameters?
(Not my joke, but still fitting)
If you Google “hot peppers hurts my stomach“, my review of Grace Hot Pepper Sauce is the second hit on the list.
Not a remarkable finding, but once again I am left perplexed, dumbfounded, and perturbed as to why anybody would Google such an exact sentence with such unremarkable grammar.
If you Google “cramp in the taint,” guess whose blog is first on the list?
No, not that one, it sucks. Guess again?
Thats right, this one baby!
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I’m proud to announce that if you Google “flaming bowel,” this blog is the first thing on the list.
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Today I was having a look at my blog stats (like all bloggers tend to do on a daily basis), and one of the search engine terms that led to this site was “is it legal to drive with jeep windshield.” (I’m assuming that WordPress just cuts off really lengthy questions, and the last word is probably “down” or “missing.” And if that is the case, the question being asked is still pretty dumb.)
Of course, that question created a hit which led to my recent blog about my adventures with some kin folk out in the country.
That makes sense and all, as I am writing about being in a Jeep with the windshield down, and I even throw in the word “legal” a few times.
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I didn’t translate the page, somebody else did. It showed up on my blog stats as a page that somebody viewed.
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Yes, thats right, somebody actually did a search for “punched in the testicles” and Read the rest of this entry »
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