Why Europeans Hate Americans

27 01 2006

It occurred to me today that the reason most Europeans don’t like the United States is because we’re not supposed to be here. When Europeans “discovered” these lands, they were looking for a sea route to Asia. What they found, was a big ass continent that blocked any western passage from Europe to Asia. For a while, they hoped that everything they found was an island, and that eventually they would find a way past everything and end up in the Pacific ocean. No such luck.

So when Europeans dislike Americans, its not because were ethnocentric assholes, its because as a continent, were preventing them from getting the spices for their tainted meat products.

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