For the last few days, my poop bladder has been overloaded. If you’re not sure what a poop bladder is, it is the organ that stores poop until it is pooped out. I’m sure thats not the correct name, but it makes sense to me. It could also be called a “poop sac,” but thats silly.
Anyway, I can actually trace the exact moment of when this happened. I was with a student in the car, he was doing his practice test, we were driving down San Pablo by my house, and it hit. A sudden cramp in my taint, which I’ve never had before. But since that cramp, I’ve felt like I needed to poop constantly. Even after pooping, I still feel the need, but nothing will come out.
Today, I purchased a chorizo burrito from Alberto’s and a chile rellano burrito from Robertitos. I poured on the hot sauce, and ate. Quite delicious. They were so spicy, I started to sweat and my nose was running.
I’m going to take a nap now. Hopefully when I wake up, I will poop out EVERYTHING. At least everything that is made of poop.
I can already feel it brewing….