Andre the Giant is my hero

27 09 2007

I was reading this article about Andre the Giant.  For obvious reasons, I now have a new respect for Fezzik.

Very soon…

25 09 2007

I’ve been rather busy with school, work, and Warcraft III. I wish I didn’t start playing that infernal game again, but it was either that or start taking OxyContin again.

Kidding, of course, but you get the idea.

I don’t foresee school work settling down until about late December, so I’ll do my best. I need to finish my tale about the Eugene road trip for sure. I’ll probably get that done Thursday night in class.

Speaking of OxyContin, today I Read the rest of this entry »

Search Engine Hilarity – my poop hole is bleeding when i poop

20 09 2007

That’s right, its time for some search engine hilarity.

For starters, I’m wondering if whoever searched this one wanted to know about rectal bleeding, or if they were just stating a fact into the search engine.

Why search “my poop hole is bleeding when i poop” when you can just type “bleeding poop hole,” or even perhaps “blood in my poop?”

So is this to imply that just the rectum is bleeding, but no blood is getting on the poop?

It boggles the mind.

Black Butte, Ducks, and more Beer: Part II

20 09 2007

When I stopped writing last time, we were starting the almost mile long walk to Autzen Stadium. I failed to mention what I was wearing though. I don’t actually own any Bulldogs merchandise, but I planned on wearing my yellow Fresno Grizzlies shirt to the game, so I could at least support my city.

The only problem was, it was a yellow shirt. Ducks colors are green and yellow. That might have been too confusing, even if that was my intention. Instead, that morning, we went to Kohls and purchased an Oregon Ducks tee-shirt. With the help of my trusty sharpies, I slightly modified it to suit our needs.

Now, this isn’t the best picture of me ever taken. Honestly, if I was a bitch, I would probably have deleted this picture because it makes me look so bad. You can’t even see my Coors Light or my American Spirit. Nevertheless, I did need a picture of myself with the shirt, because I knew I would be writing a blog about this whole event. So there it is.

Despite the look on my face, I Read the rest of this entry »

MOYA Apparel

19 09 2007

Don’t forget to check out my main sponsor, MOYA Apparel.

Sorry to interrupt…

17 09 2007

To me, this was to funny to not link to on here.  Enjoy.

Black Butte, Ducks, and more Beer.

17 09 2007

On Friday afternoon me and some friends drove from Fresno to Eugene, Oregon. It is about 10 hours away, just about 630 miles, and I’m definitely all about my new favorite beer, Black Butte Porter.

I even love the label art. But most of all, I really love this beer. It’s quite dark, but leaves a sweet taste in the mouth, unlike other dark beverages.

I apologize for the shoddy picture, as well for the rest of the pictures in this post, as I was armed only with the 2.1 (or maybe its 1.2?) gig camera on my phone. It takes some decent wide shots, but any close ups are right out blurry.

Moving on, let me point out the empty bottle of rum in the background. I didn’t drink any the night this picture was taken (Friday), I was saving it for a special occasion. What is this occasion, you ask? Read the rest of this entry »