I’m pretty sure I can handle that challenge. In fact, I plan to.
The way I see it, he screwed himself when he got the sauce all over his face and hands. Watch the episode, you’ll see what I mean.
This isn’t something I can just walk up to though. It will require a few weeks of training.
To prepare, I went and got some “hot” salsa. It claims to have three kinds of peppers in it. Whatever.
Love. I added Love.
I was considering grinding up some habanero peppers into a paste and adding it to the salsa, but that will be phase two. Phase three involves me gargling with said raw habanero paste and holding it for five minutes.
Yes, I ate some of the salsa already. No, I don’t feel well at all.