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Why is it called “Ernest GOES to Camp?” Its not like he “went” to camp as a camper, he worked there as the camp grounds keeper/handyman/buffoon.
After all, the other movies are named correctly, aren’t they?
Ernest “saves” Christmas? Indeed, he does save Christmas.
Ernest “goes” to Jail? Truthfully, he does go to jail.
Ernest “scared” Stupid? Yes, Read the rest of this entry »
Over the years, I have seen a homeless (I’m assuming) guy on a fairly predictable route, carrying a garbage bag full of whatever. Maybe its clothes? Maybe its cans and bottles? Maybe its the remains of his shattered dreams…
It started when I used to deliver pizza, and this guy would always Read the rest of this entry »
I was talking to somebody about the “#” the other day, because we knew that the “&” was called “ampersand.” Then we were wondering what the real name for the pound symbol was.
As it turns out, the “pound” symbol has many names. One is Read the rest of this entry »
Be sure to check out the new Jan Terri Page, its loaded full Jan Terri Goodness.
I know that the Jan Terri videos started appearing around the internet a few years back, but since Read the rest of this entry »
I (as well as everybody involved) have returned from our Memorial Day Weekend excursion to “the cabin.”
3 days of swimming, off-roading, eating, drinking, smoking, and general hilarity.
Also, there were two separate occasions of cleaning dog vomit out of the bed of the truck. El Chupacabra really needs get used to riding back there.
New Drink: “Screaming Read the rest of this entry »
Right away, this sauce is quite hot. It is hotter then anything I’ve had so far. There isn’t much flavor, but I blame that on the Boca Burger overpowering whatever flavor there may be.
Halfway through the burger, its still hot, and the heat is rising. I can taste and feel the chunks of peppers, pimentos, and even some chili seeds.
Afterwards, my Read the rest of this entry »
In case nobody has noticed (and I’m assuming nobody has since I have maybe 8 readers), the “altered” tag is put on posts that involve me being drunk or in an otherwise chemically altered state of mind.
Whats funny (to me) is that when you do a tag search for “altered,” only Read the rest of this entry »
This sauce doesn’t waste any time. At first, there is heat, and it comes in like a burst. It is rather intense, but it goes away quickly. The flavor is pretty good too. Not sweet, not Read the rest of this entry »
A huge mass of floating plastic in every major ocean? Microscopic plastic particles causing cancer, birth defects, and other such health problems? A turtle with an hourglass figure? What am I talking about? Find out here.
Do humans do anything at all to benefit the planet? It doesn’t matter how many Read the rest of this entry »
With the first bite, I can feel the heat. It’s a stationary heat though, as it stays in the spot that it first touched, burning a hole like acid blood from a xenomorph. Fortunately, it didn’t burn through because I have a leathery Read the rest of this entry »
Yes, thats right, somebody actually did a search for “punched in the testicles” and Read the rest of this entry »
At first, there is a sweet flavor and some of that good “back of the mouth” heat.
As I eat more of the burger, there is lots of heat. Not to mention sweet, spicy flavor.
After finishing the meal, my stomach is hot, as is my throat and mouth. THIS is the hottest I’ve had thus far, forget that Grace sauce. However, Read the rest of this entry »
Because I attended, the Grizzlies won 6-2. At least thats what the score was at the bottom of the seventh when I went to the bathroom. Between the urination, smoke breaks, and peanut eating/be-es-ing on the concourse, I never Read the rest of this entry »
If you Google “i’m smart hot mexican shirt” this blog is Read the rest of this entry »
Initially, there is no flavor or heat, just like the other sauces I’ve tried.
After a while, my mouth and throat are hot and my stomach is trembling. There is no flavor other then what mace or pepper spray [probably] tastes like.
Afterwards, my mouth was hot but cooled off quickly. It is still nice and warm, though. My stomach almost hurts.
Overall: Again, this is a sauce I’ve had before, and I know its quite hot by itself. I have put it on fried chicken, and the results left my lips and mouth burning for almost 20 minutes. Its amazing how much these Boca Burgers are able to reduce heat.
This is the sauce I “acquired” from a Jamaican friend of mine. Grace is made in Jamaica and imported elsewhere. This particular bottle was from New York City, and at 99 cents a bottle its quite a bargain.
The ingredients first list “capsicum peppers.” Thats a broad category, Read the rest of this entry »
Napping is good for the workday. Europe has known that for ages. The United States has always frowned on mid-day naps. And leave it to the USA to encourage the rest of the world that naps are counterproductive, when clearly they are not.
I think naps are a great idea, unfortunately for me the 20-30 Read the rest of this entry »
Not wanting to leave the good state of Louisiana with a reputation for bad hot sauce, I decided to give it another try.
Also, that whole claim of “ONE DROP DOES IT” is bugging me. How can one drop “do it?” What exactly is this one drop supposed to do? It surely didn’t provide what a good hot sauce would should.
Not wanting to just drink the stuff (I would have to clean a shot glass, then rinse it when I’m done, and that is clearly too much effort to put into this), I decided to put in on a better vehicle for hot sauce: “Kwei-Mai Homemades Pot Sticker.” Not only are these things tasty, but they will do less to diminish the taste of the hot sauce. Usually, when I eat them, I dunk them in chili oil (that red stuff in the little jars at Chinese restaurants), not to hide the flavor of the pot sticker, but because I like spicy stuff (in case you didn’t know).
I don’t look at food, I just eat it.
The pot sticker submerged in Louisiana Hot Sauce was pretty good. I still didn’t Read the rest of this entry »
Upon biting into my second Boca sangwich, I am greeted with nothing. There is a vague hot sauce flavor, no heat though.
Later, there is a trace of faint heat in the throat, as if I ate Read the rest of this entry »
2 beers (Kirin Ichiban), one mixed drink (Bacardi Rum Runner with Everclear), one shot Read the rest of this entry »
At first, there is no flavor. The heat is noticeable, but not hot. In fact, my mouth is normally hotter then this, and I think this sauce actually cooled my mouth down.
Later, there is heat on the tongue, but there is also the faint flavor of metallic Read the rest of this entry »
In case you haven’t noticed, just about every picture of me features a yellow shirt. To clarify things, I have 3 yellow shirts, and most pictures of me are taken on the weekends when I Read the rest of this entry »
Lately, I’ve realized that I’m capable of eating really spicy things without feeling the heat. I’ve always enjoyed spicy food, and as far as my own experiences with spice goes, there is only one unpleasant experience. And I don’t blame that on the hot sauce in question (Hooters “3 Mile Island” sauce), but on the beer in question (Bigfoot Ale) that made me experience the spice twice, if you know what I mean.
In my quest to find something that is too hot for me to eat, I purchased a variety of Read the rest of this entry »
Meet the “Home Trends” catalog. It gets sent to my house for some reason. I have no memory of ever ordering anything out of it, yet it comes every other month.
Its full of crap. Crap that all seems like a good idea, but if you were to ever own any of it you might as well join the AARP. This catalog is entirely full of gizmos, gadgets, and crap that you KNOW some old person somewhere needs.
However, its not the old person merchandise I’m going to focus on, Read the rest of this entry »
I’m still working my way through essays, this one asking “By focusing on the readings of Richard Rodriguez in Hunger of Memory: The Education of Richard Rodriguez, and W.E.B. Dubois’s An ABC of Color examine the moral and intellectual issues surrounding ideas about “private vs. public life,” “complexion,” “the color line,” “the veil,” and “double-consciousness.” Discuss the conflicts and contradictions that non-white racial/ethnic groups face in embracing their heritage, history, and cultural lifestyles.”
Whats weird is what this education is doing to me. No longer am I Read the rest of this entry »
I have finally moved all these blogs from where my “other blog” was. My audience over there was to limited I think. No disrespect intended to the audience.
We’ve all done that maze where you start doing it and after a while you get the scary face and the screaming. Thats not what this video is about. My main reason for noticing this video is the standing guys reaction to getting punched in the testicles.
He way over-reacts to the whole nut punching incident. I think it was the first time he has every been punched in the balls. He turns into a whiny little bitch about the whole nut punching. Very funny.
To me. And probably to guys in the military. Some of you won’t get what I’m talking about. Thats fine, I don’t expect everybody to see things my way.
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